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Definitions by Epicguyof1337

1) A member of the Homo-sapien race.

2) Something that people criticise for flaws despite them being one themselves to make themselves feel superior to others.
1)
Alien 1: What is that over there?
Alien 2: That's a human.

2)
Person 1: Humans are extremely stupid.
Person 2: You are one of us, and it's not like you are doing anything productive to improve the human race.
Human by Epicguyof1337 December 8, 2014

mandarin 

A language that is being used more often around the world, originating from China.
It is also pretty hard to learn.
Person #1: Have to go to my mandarin lessons. Bye!

Example 2

Person #2: Shit. My mandarin homework is so damn hard.
mandarin by Epicguyof1337 January 22, 2014
Math is the abbreviation for:

Mental
Abuse
Towards
Humans
Person 1: We have math for next lesson.
Person 2: OMG NOOOOO MY BRAIN IS GONNA GET RAPED
math by Epicguyof1337 October 21, 2013

Cantonese 

1 - The proper way of calling someone from the Canton region of china, or extensively, someone from Hong Kong.

2 - The language locals speak in the Canton region oh China, or extensively, the language locals speak in Hong Kong.
1)
Hello everybody! I'm cantonese! (I seriously am one.)

2)
Random Guy: Do you speak cantonese?
Me: Yes, Im from Hong Kong...
Cantonese by Epicguyof1337 September 30, 2013