Humago 

A strange, alien-like being, usually male.

He’s such a humago.

Humago by BruhMoment11 August 10, 2020

reptilian humanoid 

Reptilian Humanoids are aliens that include Dinosaur Bros, Bird-looking mofos, and mermaid sirens to name a few. Not so much the stereotypical lizard-men. They aren’t Reptilian so much as they have nucleated blood cells. The fact that we use “Humanoid” to describe them is more of an insult to them than anything, as they are considerably more advanced than we are, and at best think of us as pets, not peers.

Contrary to popular misconceptions propagated by UFOlogists, they are not cold blooded species, especially when you compare them to some actual cold blooded species... like politicians and lawyers. They don’t need us as a food source, they don’t possess people, they don’t want to take the earth for their own, and they are not demons or spawns of Satan. That doesn’t mean that they are always nice, or that they have our best interests at heart, though.

The fact is that they are definitely here for their own benefit, not ours, and what they see as beneficial to humans might not align with our own views. For instance, killing off half the population with natural disasters and diseases seems like a completely viable alternative for managing the population away from destructive tendency’s like mastering particle acceleration and quantum entanglement. With technology like that, humans might actually have to be treated “humanely” or something. That is definitely destructive for a commodities market that focuses on treating them like livestock.

Hey Glork, what is with this whole thing with these silly earthlings calling us Reptilian Humanoids and thinking we are evil and shit?

I don’t Xyclon, I’m just here harvesting product. These humans, though... they are getting out of control. It is about time to prune back the population and set them back to a more manageable level of civilization and technology. A couple of earthquakes and plagues ought to do the trick. What to you think of hunter-gatherer? Early Agrarian?

Ah hell Glork, just throw down a few dozen giant meteors and let them figure it out for themselves.

Well, some of them are kind of cute, maybe we don’t have to kill quite so many of them this time?

reptilian humanoid by Byrdlady August 4, 2019

Humanogy 

Humanogy (Hu'man-o-gy) is the study and understanding of how humans and technology are merging together and what impact this phenomenon will have on our future and survival.

People and technology both share one common trait. Both have memory, capacity and and ability to think. As technology expands and connects the human race into the global digital network, our physical world is quickly merging with a digital world where every action and movement can be tacked, stored and analyzed inside a massive digital universe that never sleeps. What will this convergence mean to man? What will our future hold in this unyielding digital age? Humanogy is the study of this subject matter.

Humanogy by Humanogy June 29, 2010

Humadoodle 

A man, probably of Middle Eastern descent, whose hair covers his arms, shoulders, back, and chest in one continuous coat. The hair is typically curly, not unlike a poodle. We know that he is so hairy because he is very comfortable doing outside activities such as yard work or taking the occasional jog around the park without a shirt.

Hey Sarah, check out the humadoodle mowing his lawn. That guy needs a serious wax job.

Humadoodle by Gustero February 21, 2011

humanoid 

A being that resembles a human.
A robot that was designed to mimic the behavio of and/or look like a human being.

See android.

There is always a high possibility that the humanoid in an anime show is a very attractive female.

humanoid by AYB April 3, 2003

Humanoid Typhoon 

Nickname for Vash the Stampede, protagonist of the Japanese Anime television show Trigun.

"Upon hearing the rumor that Vash the Stampede was due to appear in town, the entire population evacuated within an hour."

Humanoid Typhoon by silverarm January 16, 2004

humanophilia 

A psychological disorder in which a non-human lifeform experiences a sexual preference for humans.

My dog Rex won't stop humping your girlfriend's leg... he's a damn humanophiliac!

Kelloggs has fired several high profile individuals over the years for not properly representing the company in public. Michael Phelps was removed from their ad campaigns after he was caught smoking dope in public. Prior to that Toucan Sam got canned for being an E user and Tony the Tiger was fired for his humanophiliac tendancies.

humanophilia by pmbear February 7, 2009