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Hula Hooping 

A man puts on three strap-ons; one on each side and one on the back. He then stands in the center of four bent-over women and has sex with them all at the same time by moving his hips in a circular motion; as if he was hula hooping.

Optional: Can be done to the tune of "Jump On It" by Sir Mix-A-Lot
Dude, I got with four chicks last night and we were totally hula hooping!
Hula Hooping by TVK777 March 27, 2015

Hula Hooping 

The action of putting a hula hoop up your ass and videoing it and for your friends.
“Conor O Regan why did you send me a video of putting a hula hoop up your ass? Hula hooping is so weird!”
Hula Hooping by Hula Hooping April 15, 2022

Hula Hooping

Jerking off and twerking at the same time.
Man, I really threw my back out last night while I was hula hooping myself.
Hula Hooping by Carl The Wizard September 11, 2026

Hula Hoopin 

Hula Hoopin by hootie6351 January 13, 2009

Hula Hoping

(verb)
1. The act of convincing yourself that the hula hoop is going to stay up this time, despite a long and well-documented history of it immediately crashing to the ground.

2. Maintaining unreasonable optimism while your waist, hips, and the laws of physics negotiate behind your back.
"I spent 20 minutes hula hoping and about 15 seconds actually hula hooping."

Hulahooping 

The technique used in the act of intercourse with a loose vagina in which one must girate there pelvic area as though they are hula hooping.

In some cases some have also been known to hula hoop while hulahooping.

Hula hooping was invented by Pam Andersons pool boy.
"Man that bitch was as loose as pam anderson. I was hulahooping that shiz."
Hulahooping by PaulCORE October 7, 2008
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