A man puts on three strap-ons; one on each side and one on the back. He then stands in the center of four bent-over women and has sex with them all at the same time by moving his hips in a circular motion; as if he was hula hooping.
Optional: Can be done to the tune of "Jump On It" by Sir Mix-A-Lot
Dude, I got with fourchicks last night and we were totally hula hooping!
(verb)
1. The act of convincing yourself that the hula hoop is going to stay up this time, despite a long and well-documented history of it immediately crashing to the ground.
2. Maintaining unreasonable optimism while your waist, hips, and the laws of physics negotiate behind your back.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.