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Hula Hoping

(verb)
1. The act of convincing yourself that the hula hoop is going to stay up this time, despite a long and well-documented history of it immediately crashing to the ground.

2. Maintaining unreasonable optimism while your waist, hips, and the laws of physics negotiate behind your back.
"I spent 20 minutes hula hoping and about 15 seconds actually hula hooping."