Virus spread when dried sweat from a carrier's armpit touches the armpit of a non-carrier, then the non-carrier sweats, and mixes with the carrier's dried sweat and re-enters the blood stream.
Known symptoms- itchy arm pits, need to hug, severe douchieness, and the feet swell, then fall off.
When hugging anyone suspected of hug-herpes you should use protection, rubbers, or a spoon will work.
When a male ejaculates in anus of partner, and his partner then defecates on his chest causing a mixture of semen and feces that resembles the white and brown swirled Hershey's Hugcandy.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).