Huevonitis 

a severely debilitating condition in which a physical being is suspended in a prolonged state of inertia.

Derived from the combination of the English suffix -itis (typically used to denote an inflammation) and the Spanish word huevón which means "lazy person".

This definition strictly applies to usage in the Southwest region of the United States. Can't vouch for it's inoffensiveness in other areas of the United States or the world. I'm not sure, but in some areas of the world, you might need to have some huevos to refer to someone as having huevonitis.

Upon entering your messy home unannounced, your mother-in-law exclaims, "¿Qué te pasa, niña? You have a case of huevonitis, or what?"

Huevonitis by isaink February 26, 2009

Port Huronitis 

The ailment of being located in or around the city of Port Huron. It commonly affects the natives, but can be easily spread to foreigners. It most acutely affects young people from the age of 13-25.

Symptoms include boredom, cabin fever, sitting at home, "shootin the shit," sleeping for long periods or at odd hours, creeping, and logging on to Facebook for extended periods of time.

This ailment is incurable, however temporary remedies (some may consider them as Symptoms) include: going for long drives, drinking in ones basement with other natives, smoking alot of weed, visiting Danielle Drive, attending grad parties, "beachin it," reading, educating one's self, or GTFO to college.

Male Native 1: "So whats going on tonight?"

Male Native 2: "Don't ask me bro, I've had a case of Port Huronitis lately"

Male Native 1: "Damn, well shake that off and lets go to the 4H fair or to Lakeside Beach to find some females"

Male Native 2: "That'd be dope"

Port Huronitis by blehbla492 August 20, 2010

Huevitis 

A Spanish term used by Hondurans that means the "illness of laziness". Hondurans say huevitis or also hueva which both mean lazy. This term may also be used in neighboring countries of Honduras.

"Que huevitis tengo maje", "Mira que a la loca le pego huevitis cuando la mandaron a lavar ropa."

Huevitis by castellano October 2, 2018