a severely debilitating condition in which a physical being is suspended in a prolonged state of inertia.
Derived from the combination of the English suffix -itis (typically used to denote an inflammation) and the Spanish word huevón which means "lazy person".
This definition strictly applies to usage in the Southwest region of the United States. Can't vouch for it's inoffensiveness in other areas of the United States or the world. I'm not sure, but in some areas of the world, you might need to have some huevos to refer to someone as having huevonitis.
Derived from the combination of the English suffix -itis (typically used to denote an inflammation) and the Spanish word huevón which means "lazy person".
This definition strictly applies to usage in the Southwest region of the United States. Can't vouch for it's inoffensiveness in other areas of the United States or the world. I'm not sure, but in some areas of the world, you might need to have some huevos to refer to someone as having huevonitis.
Upon entering your messy home unannounced, your mother-in-law exclaims, "¿Qué te pasa, niña? You have a case of huevonitis, or what?"
by isaink February 27, 2009
in latin culture, a lazy man. a huevon is a person who is so lazy that his testicles drag on the ground. derived from the use of the spanish word huevos (eggs) as a slang word for testicles. A huevona is a the female equivalent, although a bit less true-to-form given the lack of a droopy ballsack!
After a long night of video games, Mateo slept until noon and missed work living up to his title of chief huevon.
by pennylane826 October 5, 2011
Huevon literally refers to the size of a mans "cojones". It is commonly used to indicate how lazy someone is. The bigger the "huevon" you are, the lazier.
by j.m.o.l. August 15, 2008
1. Stupid fuck.
2. Homie.
3. Huevona: Used amongst punani to refer to each other in a friendly manner, or to say bad thangs about another bitch.
2. Homie.
3. Huevona: Used amongst punani to refer to each other in a friendly manner, or to say bad thangs about another bitch.
1. Santiago es un huevonaso, porque chucha se agarra tres veces a esa perra tan fea.
Santiago is retarded, why the fuck does he make out 3 times with that ugly bitch.
2. Habla huevon! A los años.
Hey man! Long time no see.
3. Huevona, esa huevona se pesco a tu ex, pegale.
Females talking: Hey bitch, that bitch made out with your ex, kick her ass.
Santiago is retarded, why the fuck does he make out 3 times with that ugly bitch.
2. Habla huevon! A los años.
Hey man! Long time no see.
3. Huevona, esa huevona se pesco a tu ex, pegale.
Females talking: Hey bitch, that bitch made out with your ex, kick her ass.
by Boliqueso May 17, 2006
This special human being can be seen as one of the best strikers in lions football club history. Give him the ball and witness greatness like never before.
Furthermore, it is a cocky annoying human who thinks it can mess about with anyone and do what it wants without getting hit and then gets scared.
Lastly, a Jesse is a massive simp to the female race and is a massive playboy.
Furthermore, it is a cocky annoying human who thinks it can mess about with anyone and do what it wants without getting hit and then gets scared.
Lastly, a Jesse is a massive simp to the female race and is a massive playboy.
Yesterday I saw a Jesse el huevon play a game of 5-a-side and it was the most amazing moment of my life.
by Simpinggod March 11, 2020