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Hollenberg Streamer 

Where one climbs up onto the highest piece of furniture in a room and then urinates on to their partner before, during or after sex. Usually performed on Shabbos. Some variants involve the use of a dreidel as a timer where the urination must continue until the dreidel stops spinning.
Dude, last night I pulled a proper Hollenberg Streamer from the top of the dresser onto that stuck up chick from JDate.

Nico Hulkenberg 

A German Formula One driver who has driven in 2010, 2012 - 2020 with Williams, Force India, Sauber, Renault, and Racing Point. He has also competed in the World Endurance Championship, winning at Le Mans on his first attempt. Hulkenberg holds the record for the most Formula One career starts without a podium finish and has participated in 179 Grand Prix.
I hope Nico Hulkenberg can eventually win a Grand Prix or at least stand on the podium in the near future.
Nico Hulkenberg by 2Curvy March 18, 2021

Hülkenberg Syndrome 

A condition in which one consistently fails to achieve something, despite always being good enough for it.

Named after ex-Formula One driver Nico Hülkenberg, who failed to achieve a single podium despite starting 179 races and getting 521 points.
Why do you keep on missing out on that prize?
Dude, I've got the Hülkenberg Syndrome.
Hülkenberg Syndrome by jat2021 August 11, 2021