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Hubby Boy 

An adult male who has completely adopted the feminist ideology of his mother-wife as his own. He believes he is superior to other un-feminized men because he has transcended his "toxic masculinity". A HubbyBoy is Identifiable by his use of the word "misogynist" in a non-joking context, as well as frequent references to the importance of his mother wife's career, including bragging about how much higher her salary is than his. A HubbyBoy proudly hyphenates his last name after marriage as a display of reverence and equality. In advanced cases, the family’s children are given the mother’s maiden name. This serves the dual purpose in his demonstrating fealty to her, as well as accounting for the high likelihood that some or all his children are not his genetic progeny. Forever a student of his mother wife’s tutelage and guidance, he makes sure he “asks the boss” before making plans or buying anything. The HubbyBoy knows the sacrifices he has made for his mother wife make him a more refined and gentlemanly "real man.” He leaps at every opportunity to hold or carry her purse.

Synonyms:
beta, white-knight beta male, cuckold, cuckboy, purse carrier, mangina

HB: "I heard Southwest Airlines pilots are real douchebags"
Steve: "Really? That’s weird. I heard they were the chillest guys ever."
HB: "No. They're raging misogynists."
Steve: "Wow, you sound like a hubby boy."


"Did you hear Brady quit his job to stay home with the kids so his
wife can write a book on feminine dominance theory during her sabbatical?"
"He's become such a hubby boy."
Hubby Boy by El_Watcher_de_Silencio November 17, 2022
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Hobby Boy 

A pathetic, worthless human being whose existance is so meaningless and depressing that they must participate in various hobbies (such as bird watching) in order to keep themselves from putting a shotgun in thier mouth. Can be used in place of many other insults such as faggot, shithead, potato, douchebag, dickweed, or asshole.
"What did your parents say when they found out you are Hobby Boy?"
Hobby Boy by Fanny Bandito November 6, 2009

Hobby Boy 

A guy that you fuck as a hobby. He is basically a pastime fuck or leisure activity.
"He doesn't mean anything to me, he's a hobby boy."
Hobby Boy by Jayden Cheaffuer April 6, 2016

Hubbly-Bubbly Boy

That inflatable colorful billowy thing outside a car dealership that goes hlblwbwlwbwl
Wow, that hubbly-bubbly boy really makes me want to go to that car dealership and buy a car!

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026