Hover Monster
Noun
huhv-er mon-ster
1.The act of hovering around someone while they are minding their own business.
2. Being excessively nosy.
3. The incessant need to listen to someone's telephone conversation; most of the time without hiding.
huhv-er mon-ster
1.The act of hovering around someone while they are minding their own business.
2. Being excessively nosy.
3. The incessant need to listen to someone's telephone conversation; most of the time without hiding.
1. Anytime I start typing on my computer, my wife instantly evolves into a Hover Monster and stands behind me to see what I am doing.
2. Even if I take my phone call outside, the Hover Monster inside my wife will decide she needs to pull weeds and immediately follow me.
2. Even if I take my phone call outside, the Hover Monster inside my wife will decide she needs to pull weeds and immediately follow me.
Hover Monster by SweatyGooch April 9, 2013
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