House dj 

A Canuck who lives on an island and has to escape to the sounds of soul & funk. Usually named Michael

You hear that house Dj play eh? He's given'r

House dj by KittyBooty June 21, 2016

And Then I Killed a House DJ 

This is a phrase used to follow a string of items and distract from the list's content, usually to lessen the impact.

Today I went to the bank, got a bite to eat, crashed my car, and then I killed a house DJ.

And Then I Killed a House DJ by anditwasamazing October 21, 2016

Hard House DJ 

The hard house DJ is one of many rare talents, one who has the ability to play a variation of hoover driven tracks at around 150bpm without the use of a sync button. The hard house DJ is the one who will let you know copious amount of times that "they have this on vinyl". The Hard house DJ has an amazing ability to adapt, they can for years telling all that vinyl is king and only "Real" djs use vinyl, until they buy a digital controller and ask their mates to send them tracks and start forming a huge following playing live sets online 3 times a day. The Hard house DJ is a very well informed and literal thinker, often holding a great intelligent mind, they often form opinions on other fellow Hard house DJs with comments such as "they can't mix for shit" or "whose arse did they kiss to get a set?" These opinions are held with great conviction and passion, often slagging off a certain fellow DJ to their mates for months. Very occasionally a DJ will propel to Hard Dance stardom with their newly found following, record label and club night, The DJ, the Hard House DJ has been slating for months now becomes the new "Best friend". The Hard house DJ, like a wild predator will latch on to the new best friend in the hope for a set or even a colab on their next released track. Often liking and commenting on the propelled djs social posts almost daily. Hard house DJs tend to have more opinions than vinyl records.

The hard house DJ who played "The Dawn" last night was absolutely bangin'

Hard House DJ by Mixtrack Pro July 24, 2022

DJ house parties 

The act of something sucking when it is trying to be awesome. Often used to describe a person.

Person One: What the fuck is wrong with those douchebags??!
Person Two: They DJ house parties.

DJ house parties by Freq Mods November 4, 2013