House Porn

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HGTV, DIY and other networks which show beautiful houses and interior design. Known as "house porn" because many women indeed find big, beautifully decorated homes sexier than oiled up men.

Hey, I've gotta get home, the HGTV dream home special is going to be on tv, talk about some really good house porn!

House Porn by Waning13Moon February 3, 2008

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House Porn

Feeds of Trulia, Realtor.com, Zillow, etc that excite men/women as much as does xnxx, RedTube, etc. Could also be the hours of realtor information often streamed on public television OR print media also that excite one similar to watching soft core or nudie magazines.

I scroll through my Trulia feed several times a day and send my friends fantasy houses like single people trade noodz. Totally addicted to house porn.

House Porn by TorchuredHeart July 16, 2021

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White house porn

When you shove a picture of the white house into another picture of the White House because why the fuck not

Yo later tonight ima make some White House porn!

White house porn by Micheal Jackson is white April 23, 2021

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Horse Porn

Porn with horses on it

Thomas is looking at horse porn

Horse Porn by Thomas March 16, 2005

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horse porn

porn that involves horses

jessie henry loves to go home everyday and crank one to some gold old horse porn :x

horse porn by hahahahha GLSD hates you April 26, 2010

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horse porn

An alternative way of saying "bull shit." Used to express disbelief, or to call out into the open a yarn or fabrication.

Presient Bush's desire to cut the SCHIP program is such horse porn.

horse porn by Sean Patrick November 6, 2007

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horse porn

that random fucking shit my uncle sent me involving two horses fucking each other. i also saw my boyfriend watching it.

jim likes watching horses fuck.

its called HORSE PORN you motherfucker

horse porn by peepeefart137293829 June 14, 2021

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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