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House Guest 

One leaves one's shit (or someone / something else's) in the reservoir of the toilet. The owner will smell it for some time before finding the floating crap, if ever found.
When we went to that guy's party he was a total jerk, so I left him a house guest.
House Guest by drocto September 13, 2006

Armenian House Guest

An individual who believes that their miniscule contributing factors have been more than expectable.
Along with being a large fire hazard the armenian house guest is the epicenter of all mess.
Armenian House Guest by Jmacd May 18, 2009

jamaician house guest 

the jamaican house guest is when a girl is riding a guy, and suddenly a random jamaician enters the room, squats over the guy, and shits on his chest, then leaves without saying a word
"Colleen and Francis told me that they encountered the jamaician house guest last night."

"Last night I was fucking Con, and someone gave me the jamaician house guest," said John

guest house 

A place crazy people go to party every weeked. There are all sorts of shin-digs there! Hats, leather pants, kareokee machine, bed, tredmill, and guitar hero are included also! Its a place where close friends gather and head butt doors til they almost break!!Sex and drugs may play a small role in the guest house, but only a small one. It's not a place that tell your parents about, even tho parents come in and strip all the time anyway! Come join the fun!
Hot Chick 1: I wanna wear the reindeer antlers at the guest house tonight!
Hot Chick2: No, their mine!
Hot Chick 1: Fine, but I get to wear the leather pants!
guest house by klee11 February 27, 2009

Hangin In The Guest House 

Hang that phat cock in this ole’ girls guest house honey! Then you’ll be hangin in the guest house.

House Gestapo 

Put simply, head of the household who stares over you like a relentless Nazi. These people are called your parents.
It's 12 AM and you're not supposed to be online. Someone's coming upstairs. It must be the house gestapo!
House Gestapo by Cloneof501 December 10, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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