House Beer 

you get first priority over any beer you purchased and that while standing in line for the keg, you can skip all of the other assholes who waited 15 minutes for what is typically a warm, foamy natural light.

"i got house beer assholes, keep waiting"
"gawd, house beer taste so much better than the other beer"

House Beer by colormeurban November 10, 2007

Horse beers 

Lines of Ketamine

Question: Why is Paul so wavey?

Answer: He's had a fair few horse beers mate. He doesn't know what's going on.

Horse beers by manabouttownend March 16, 2020

housebear 

A nefarious, demanding little creature (preferably fuzzy but may not be so) that trudges around the house and knocks over all of your shit. Cats, dogs, maybe small children.

I'm being terrorized by a housebear!

housebear by seriouslywtf October 9, 2007

horsebeer

When you hold out your hand as if feeding a horse, but you pour beer in it for your mate to drink. Typically by way of initiation.

Will: Do you want to join our gang?
Kevin: Sure
Will: Then you have to do a horsebeer

horsebeer by dekard26354 April 27, 2023