Hotter than Balls

A cesspool of humanity - it is hot, humid, stagnant, sandy-soiled, fire-ant-filled, and swamp-like, with overpriced real estate - Florida is generally hotter than balls. The Spanish can have it back. What a shitty place to live! Ooooh that smell, can't you smell that smell? - (Lynyrd Skynyrd) Aaaahhh it's just Jacksonville. Our mayor is a little boy who only drinks water

Jacksonville, FL is hotter than balls

by Grand Inquisitor April 19, 2005

hotter than balls

When the weather is so damn hot, wet and humid, it's hotter than a man's balls. You're sweating so much that your pants stick to your ass and you just feel like shit.

My pants were tight, it was humid--I was hotter than balls.

by DPG60 May 28, 2007

Hotter than balls on rye

A term used to express overwhelming heat

My god it's hotter than balls on rye today!

by Stauder April 19, 2009

Hotter than Satan's Ball SACK

The Terms 'Hotter than Satan's Balls' is used when it is unbarably hot outside . Satans balls is approx. 1200 thousands degrres and burns your mouth if you lick it

Stipe: Its hotter than Satan's Ball sack outside

by SOULJHA BEAST October 19, 2012

Hotter than an Aborigine's ball sack

When the weather is excessivly hot and humid.

The heat index today is 105, it's hotter than an Aborigine's ball sack.

They didn't turn the A/C on at the gym today. It was hotter than an Aborigine's ball sack!

by Jeni1969 June 10, 2011

hotter than a three balled tom cat

Yet another Southern way to describe something as being extremely fucking hot.

Peggy Mae, turn down the fucking heat, it's hotter than a three balled tom cat in here!!!

by WesNile November 16, 2007