hotter than balls
When the weather is so damn hot, wet and humid, it's hotter than a man's balls. You're sweating so much that your pants stick to your ass and you just feel like shit.
hotter than balls by DPG60 June 15, 2007
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Hotter than Balls
A cesspool of humanity - it is hot, humid, stagnant, sandy-soiled, fire-ant-filled, and swamp-like, with overpriced real estate - Florida is generally hotter than balls. The Spanish can have it back. What a shitty place to live! Ooooh that smell, can't you smell that smell? - (Lynyrd Skynyrd) Aaaahhh it's just Jacksonville. Our mayor is a little boy who only drinks water
Hotter than Balls by Grand Inquisitor April 19, 2005
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Hotter than Balls • Hotter than balls on rye • Hotter than Satan's ballsack • Hotter than a sweaty Ballsack in Dubai • Hotter than an Aborigine's ball sack • hotter than 400 • Hotter than a "Great White" show • Hotter than a dancing bobcat • Hotter than a Dick's headband • hotter than a dog with forty dicks
Hotter than balls on rye
Hotter than balls on rye by Stauder April 19, 2009
Hotter than Satan's ballsack
This is most hot. This condition occurs only when humidity is almost non existent and temperatures reach that of 120 to 130 degrees Fahrenheit. Wearing body armor and gas masks seem unbearable. Small, dark colored pets die seemingly without warning. A great time to make beef jerky out doors.
Hotter than Satan's ballsack by s2vet June 23, 2010
Hotter than Satan's Ball SACK
The Terms 'Hotter than Satan's Balls' is used when it is unbarably hot outside . Satans balls is approx. 1200 thousands degrres and burns your mouth if you lick it
Hotter than Satan's Ball SACK by SOULJHA BEAST October 19, 2012
Hotter than a sweaty Ballsack in Dubai
1. When it's just THAT hot out
2. When trying to convey to someone just how hot it is, as vividly as possible
Note: Ballsack can be replaced with Camel Toe to be gender friendly
2. When trying to convey to someone just how hot it is, as vividly as possible
Note: Ballsack can be replaced with Camel Toe to be gender friendly
"You going to the dessert this weekend"
"Nah, Man...I checked the weather report and it's gonna be hotter than a sweaty ballsack in Dubai"
"Damn, Bro...THAT hot"
"Yeah, Man...THAT hot"
"Nah, Man...I checked the weather report and it's gonna be hotter than a sweaty ballsack in Dubai"
"Damn, Bro...THAT hot"
"Yeah, Man...THAT hot"
Hotter than a sweaty Ballsack in Dubai by JWin80 October 26, 2015
Hotter than an Aborigine's ball sack
The heat index today is 105, it's hotter than an Aborigine's ball sack.
They didn't turn the A/C on at the gym today. It was hotter than an Aborigine's ball sack!
They didn't turn the A/C on at the gym today. It was hotter than an Aborigine's ball sack!
Hotter than an Aborigine's ball sack by Jeni1969 December 7, 2011
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