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A tribe in Africa, in which the services of an entire village ar required to raise a single child, which is highly in-efficient.
First of all, Africa is full of Hottentots...
hottentot by 1904-Man August 27, 2004

hottentot blonde 

A seriously athletic/buxom blonde chick with big glute muscles and fake tits with nips out to here. women of this type are usually attracted to black men (thus the hottentot aspect) who know how to control her, regardless of his physicality or general disposition toward her.
Amy Fadhli is a hottentot blonde past her prime.

Hottential 

Jailbait - will be hot when you can legally say she is.
Look at that little emo chick, she has hottential.
Hottential by Wory Rhite July 9, 2012

hottentottenpotentatentantenattentat 

An attack on the aunt of a Hottentot potentate
Hottentottenpotentatentantenattentat is a fanciful German word.

hottentott 

It's spelled hottentot and that's considered derogatory now. They prefer to be called the Khoekhoen. Their language is called Nama, not hottentottish and is nothing like how pirates talk. It's related to !Xóõ.
The khoisan languages are spoken by people such as the Hottentot and the !Kung.
hottentott by Eddy December 23, 2003

hottetottentententenoonstelling 

the longest dutch word in existence with 32 letters. it means hottetots (a clan) tent exhibition. But actually hottetots never used tents.
dutch person: hottetottentententenoonstelling
english person: ehhh....what?
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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