Hotburn

{hawt-bern} noun, 1. An intensely warm fart accompanied by a deep burning sensation around the exterior anal sphincter - typically with an atrociously disgusting odor; the burning sensation is the result of contact between digestive system acids and an irritated anus - which is due to habitual picking and scratching

That hotburn made me gag.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009

Hoeburn

When a woman grabs an erect penis with both hands and turns them opposite directions

"Stacy was pissed at me and gave me that hoeburn"

by Cowpigraper666 October 14, 2017

hotburger

A sandwich using hot dog buns as the bread, and ground beef in the shape of a hot dog as the meat. It should be noted that the hot-dog-shaped meat will look like a turd, and therefore a hotburger looks like somebody just took a dump on a hot dog bun...

Darren: Parker, did you just poop in that hot dog bun?

Parker: No! It's just a hotburger. Want a bite?

by totallynotsma165 August 31, 2020

Hogburn

This even occurs when you eat quantity (3) pork rinds back-to-back without drinking any fluids. The symptom manifest as a cardiac event, not unlike a heart attack.

"Man, I was watching Netflix last night not paying attention, eating of bag of pork rinds and got the worst hogburn of my life..."

by buhnaynay March 31, 2023

hotbernate

Staying indoors while it’s hot AF

You coming to the party dude? Nah it’s too hot out I’m just going to hotbernate here

by Runnyink August 16, 2023

Shane hoburn

Northern dickhead

Mate look at that guy he’s a Shane hoburn

by Mikesmith789 July 5, 2019