Person 1: Welcome to Hoeburger home of the Hoeburger, may I take your order?
Person 2: ?????
Person 1: Excuse me sir I'm talking to you, how would you like your hoe?
{hawt-bern} noun, 1. An intensely warm fart accompanied by a deep burning sensation around the exterior anal sphincter - typically with an atrociously disgusting odor; the burning sensation is the result of contact between digestive system acids and an irritated anus - which is due to habitual picking and scratching