a person who, in the course of seeming like a regular person, spams the shit out of you with social networking marketing shit, making you regret the day that you ever signed onto the internet, as you don't give a shit about whatever cause they're espousing.
"become a fan of xyz to reach 10,000 fans so i can show my boss that i am doing work instead of making my friends do it for me!" "omg i've been hotleaded."
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.