Hot Balls 

An acute condition that caused UFC heavyweight Derrick Lewis to remove his shorts almost immediately after winning his fight at UFC 229

From the Post-fight Interview:

Joe Rogan: “I’m here with the winner, Derrick Lewis. Derrick, why’d you take your pants off?"

Derrick Lewis: “My balls was hot.”
(i.e., hot balls)

Joe Rogan: “I understand.”

Hot Balls by PerfectRomanGod November 1, 2018

Hot Balls 

Hot Balls occurs when the testicles become overheated, causing extra drooping and unnecessary floppiness of the testicles. Often occurs in bed because of the consistent heating under the insulative properties of certain blankets.

Man, I woke up with a serious case of Hot balls this morning.

Also see: Slaw Balls or Hot as Balls

Hot Balls by Jc Dub November 11, 2005

Hot Balls 

an attractive institutional equity salesman that flexes his muscles a lot and parades around New York all the time

SB is totally Hot Balls

Hot Balls by _bananas June 17, 2011

Hot Balls 

When your in a locker room and you accidently see some guy's balls you scream "hot balls" and then you make out.

Dude you've got some hot balls

Hot Balls by masser December 7, 2021

hot balls optimus 

Optimus prime's back ally stripper name. Used when he hooks up with bumblebee on dirty street corners

Hot balls Optimus is a trap hoe he did me so good

hot balls optimus by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016

hot as balls

About 97 degrees Fahrenheit. Unlike, say, "hot as hell" or "scorching hot," this expression is actually fairly precise, since the temperature of one's balls is carefully regulated by the scrotum to maintain a high sperm count.

Alice: Man, it is hot as balls out there today.
Bob: Actually, it's about 99 degrees, so it might be "hot as lungs," but balls are slightly cooler.
Alice: ...ooookay, whatever.

hot as balls by lukebn June 24, 2010

hot as balls

Phrase used to describe when the temperature is hot. Usually it is hot enough that your balls will sag and potentially stick to your leg.

Turn on the AC, it's hot as balls in here

hot as balls by ByRd November 28, 2007