Hot Wood

A Hot Wood is the process of Farting in your partners mouth and your partner blowing it back into your asshole.

Doing the Hot Wood is the best thing that ever happened to me.

by The Woodster Afghanistan 2010 January 14, 2010

Hot Wood Jamboree

When shit blasts out of your anus at an incredibly horrifying rate.

Eve: “Where the hell were you, Adam?”
Adam: “I had a Hot Wood Jamboree. Toilet’s gone

by Alphabetical Courier February 12, 2018