this is a term of endearmeant given to a tall boy, who calls you a c.p.

hence it is more of a retaliatory term

if u call this person a "hot pie" too many times, and too loosely, you tend to forget their name
be warned

there is also a "hot pie" song, which you would sing in the shower;
'hot pie, hot pie hot hot pie, hot pie, hit pie'

the commas point out the times you should breathe, in between repititions.

hot pie, can u please stroke my hair?

i love you, hot pie.

where are my pants, h.p.?

bye, hot pie!

hot pie by natchy August 13, 2006

Hot Pie

Is when you heat up your penis in front of a heater for an hour, then do anal with someone and cum inside their poop hole

Guy 1: Gave the Missus a Hot Pie last night, she loved it!
Guy 2: I wish mine would let me give her a Hot Pie

Hot Pie by Helloeverybody99 July 6, 2016

hot penis pie

A weiner with some applesauce on it.

mmmmmm. He just fed me some hot penis pie.

hot penis pie by Bad Ass Monkey March 16, 2003

Hot Lead Pie

When you shoot someone, and you fuck their entry wound while the hole is still smoking.

Sara pissed me off so much last night, I just gave her a good old hot lead pie. Looks like she won't be pissing me off anymore.

Hot Lead Pie by Bob Newheart November 29, 2005

hot apple pie

An alcoholic drink that consists of apple juice, apple cider, sugar and a half galon of Everclear. Hot apple pie is usually made in large quantities.

Man, I made two gallons of hot apple pie last night, and now I'm ready to party it down tonight.

hot apple pie by Bud Man June 14, 2008

hot apple pie

A dessert traditionally associated with either being a patriotic american or the warm insides of the female genitalia. See also pie and american pie.

"I love the flag, mom and hot apple pie!"
(Said while holding up first and second finger together) "Dude! I just got some hot apple pie..."

hot apple pie by Anaksunaman June 19, 2004

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026