Hot Curle

The revengeful act of tricking your roomate into believing that you defecated on his chest. The act also requires a daily false statement for 4 months prior to the event notifying the victim that he will be defecated on. The hot curle requires that a few friends hold the victim down while warm oatmeal is applied to his chest. At the same time, someone must waft a container holding a piece of fecal matter (ex. wonton soup container) over the victim's nose to ensure he believes he has been deficated on.

The act first occured in March 2007 in Lexington, VA.

My roomate shaved my head for my birthday so I am going to give him a hot curle for his.

Hot Curle by Third Eye Bandito November 12, 2009

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hot curler

Careful insertion of a hair dryer into a vagina, then turning it on high, quickly pulling it out and inserting penis

That girl was so loose, I gave her a hot curler last night!

hot curler by Rigoberto August 28, 2007

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Hot Curle • hot curler • Hot Carleton • HOT • Hot Topic • hot dog • Hot Mess • Hot Karl • Hot Rod • hot sauce

Hot Carleton

Basically, a hot carl (Letting someone shit on your face directly), but the upper-class, upscale version of said act.

That billionaire gave that gay hooker a Hot Carleton. Grizzle.

Hot Carleton by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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