hot cousin
1.) a cousin that you know you are related to but you still think is hot and doable...and you suspect given the circumstances of drunkness you dont know what you would do.
hot cousin by Mike234234234 August 29, 2007
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Hot Cousin
The last piece of food on a platter that no one wants to take out of guilt or fear of getting shamed.
Everybody looks, but no one wants to touch it.
Everybody looks, but no one wants to touch it.
Hot Cousin by Hungry Eye April 16, 2013
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Hot Cousin Season
An alternative to cuffing season for those who couldn’t find anyone. Facing the holiday season alone becomes grim reality, and as desperation sets in family events become potential dating scenes
Hot Cousin Season by Blackjack Archer November 23, 2022
Hot Cousin Energy
That flirty, nostalgic, low-key forbidden vibe you get from someone who feels almost like family — but not enough to stop your brain from being horny.
He smells like summer. He plays soccer barefoot. He calls your mom "auntie" and gives long hugs.
You don’t really know him, but your inner teen is like: “Oh no.”
It’s not about actual cousins. It’s about that familiar but off-limits heat.
Created by Matt Colaça — because sometimes the heart wants what the family reunion forbids.
He smells like summer. He plays soccer barefoot. He calls your mom "auntie" and gives long hugs.
You don’t really know him, but your inner teen is like: “Oh no.”
It’s not about actual cousins. It’s about that familiar but off-limits heat.
Created by Matt Colaça — because sometimes the heart wants what the family reunion forbids.
— “Why am I blushing? He’s literally just my friend’s cousin.”
— “Exactly. That’s hot cousin energy, babe.”
— “Exactly. That’s hot cousin energy, babe.”
Hot Cousin Energy by Matt colaça May 13, 2025
your hot cousin
Sierra: Hey kris, whatcha doing tonight??
Kris: Oh, your hot cousin.
Kris: Whats your favorite animal at the zoo?
Sierra: Your hot cousin.
Kris: Oh, your hot cousin.
Kris: Whats your favorite animal at the zoo?
Sierra: Your hot cousin.
your hot cousin by SIRKKRIS March 23, 2008
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