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Hot Carlson

A huge steaming turd
Dan: Dude I just left a Hot Carlson in that Wendy’s bathroom.
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Hot Carlton

A sex act where you poop into a sweatervest over someone's face while listening to Tom Jones' greatest hits.
Damn, man, did you hear John gave her a Hot Carlton?
Hot Carlton by GKWenceslas November 3, 2011

Hot Carlton

Anal-y fucking a girl and then pulling out... at which point she shits on you.
when Dave gets his girl in the mood.. and realizes he's got a hot carlton- her dookey on his chest
Hot Carlton by xxxDavexxx October 25, 2006

hot carlton

After an intense period of anal, pulling out and having poo shot all over you
I pulled out and she hot carltoned all over me
hot carlton by YuliaXXX October 25, 2006

The Hot Carltons 

A Professional Rock and Roll Band From Atlanta. There style is a mixture of Blues, Rock, Jazz, Folk. There are Four members in the band: Chris Jackson on vocal and Bass, Mark Whitmore on Drums, John Bennet on Vocals and Guitar, and Mike Kuykendall on Vocals and Guitar. To listen to a sample of their music go to www.myspace.com/thehotcarltons

Their name Precedes the Sex Joke on Urban Dictionary.
This band does not get it's name from that subject matter.
and does not condone this type of behavior. The internet has no control over this type of censorship.
The Hot Carltons is a cool Rock band.
The Hot Carltons by bigvessel August 25, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026