Horsebuckle

When a female wraps her legs around your waist from your back and closes guard beneath your balls. Inner locking the forefront of her foot to the arch on the opposite, thus creating a somewhat simulation of a belt. Whilst she has your back she reaches both hands around your bust jerking you off if able to. It’s a vary rare instance, be grateful.

Ken: So how did it go last night with Natasha bro?

Jack: She had the gnarliest HORSEBUCKLE in the south!
Ken: What does that mean?

Jack: **laughs** What a rookie...

by theinfamousdizzler November 2, 2020

horsefuckery

Something utterly ridiculous or bizarre and absurd.

What kind of horsefuckery do we have here?

by The Grunt January 8, 2015

Horsefuckers

1) A group of people who enjoy My Little Pony and go on 4Chan. Horsefuckers aren't necessarily cloppers, and usually are against bronies, for the majority being newfags.
2) A person who fucks horses

1) There's an anon on the /mlp/ thread who keeps a BlueFast toy in a jar of his own cum
2) A man was arrested a couple months ago fucking a horse. Heh heh. Horsefuckers.

by Hydron May 5, 2014

Horsefucker

One who fucks horses

Heather was the biggest horsefucker i knew

by Bill Braskey November 26, 2002

Horsefucker

A citizen of West Virginia.

Most of my family came from Tennessee, but my father's parents were horsefuckers.

by Eddie March 6, 2003

Horsefucker

one who has sexual congress with horse(s); also a character in the film "Dances With Wolves." Horse Fucker was the Injun Dances visited late at night for some teepee action.

About the age of thirty Jack became a horsefucker. Jack later met Jill, who enjoyed blowing horses, so they formed a team that went from town to town performing disgusting sexual acts with nags, fillies and stallions. The two finally settled in Durango, Colorado, where they run a greasy flap jack house.

by Herb Slojewski December 28, 2005

Hornbuckled

A series of Unfortunate cosmic events.

Ran out of gas, coasted to gas station, boom. It’s full service, ok not so bad, Anndddddd I don’t have my wallet. Hornbuckled again.

by Kim Jong Un Supreme Reader May 13, 2020