Horse Legs 

A Girl With Horse Legs Means She’s Got Thicc Thighs And A Fat Ass

That girls got horse legs

Horse Legs by Kidman February 13, 2020

horse legs 

a female with some legs that looks like a horses legs

EXAMPLE 1: "that bitch has some horse legs"
EXAMPLE 2: "justin is getting some horse legs

horse legs by macroflationn February 22, 2014

I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs 

A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.

Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!

I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs by Hrvatska Ned December 14, 2014

like a horse with two legs 

Another way to say "lame".

Dave: "Oh man I am so wasted! I was all right about 10 minutes ago, but I guess those last 10 shots must have done me in."
Sam: "Shut up bitch. You've been nursing that can of Coors Light all night. And as for that ONE shot you took, you spit half that shit up, you two-beer queer."
Dave: "Well, uh, didn't you see me do that 5-minute kegstand? Man I must have had about 20 beers there. I'm such an alcoholic I should start going to meetings."
Sam: "You mean the 10-second kegstand on the keg of O'Doul's? Man you drink like a horse with two legs."

like a horse with two legs by Nick D November 11, 2003

Horseless Ice Polo 

A Synonym for hockey, used by non hockey fans to imply that hockey fans are of a lower class.

What is this you are watching? It appears to be some of horseless ice polo.

Horseless Ice Polo by delorean123 June 29, 2011

Horseless Carriage

The act of masturbating while simultaneously using a bidet.

While on vacation in France I took a ride on a horseless carriage in my hotel bathroom.

Horseless Carriage by t1climb1 August 10, 2012

Horseleg 

Common social media pose to used by females and bends her ankle and knee.

Did you see Genesee’s horseleg pose post on Instagram of her at the gym? I would love to ride that pony!

Horseleg by Widget08 August 8, 2020