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Horse cheese 

The combination of horseradish and sharp chedder cheese block. To keep your sinuses alive.
Yo!! This horse cheese is bomb af!
Horse cheese by onexX2dogsXx February 3, 2020

horse cheese 

A smelly substance used to offend your friends coz its just funny!
my boyfriend smells like horse cheese on a daily basis!
sort it out!
horse cheese by sam-the-crazy-1 September 17, 2006

Horse-cheese 

"Caciocavallo is made from cow's milk, though its cryptic name literally means "horse cheese" --the Sicilian word "cacio" sharing the same root as casein while "cavallo" means horse. Nobody in Sicily has milked a mare lately, as far as I know. It takes at least eight months to age Caciocavallo properly, achieving a sharper flavour in about two years. Caciocavallo is a good complement to stronger wines, and widely used for grating over pasta. Indeed, it is a favourite of Sicilian chefs for use with pasta. It's usually shaped as a large wheel. "Caciovacchino" was a similar product made in times past."

From www.bestofsicily.com
Ah, this delightfully robust wine just screams for Horse Cheese!

Horse cheese soup sauce 

A popular type of sauce, typically used on cheese sandwiches in Wisconsin
We ran out of horse cheese soup sauce so I didn’t want to eat my sandwich

cheese house 

When you bone down a chick that has kids and her house smells like cheese. But you don't give a damm.
I love going down to Lucy's cheese house anytime she invites. Even though it smell like rugrats and mozzarella

cheese hose

most of the homeless population suffer from a cheese hose
cheese hose by turducky October 29, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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