One who regualrly attends the gym and the tanning bed. Who has intercourse in bathrooms, and frolics in fountains. He is one who parties hard 6 days a week and pulls lots of women.
"Did, you see that guy he is so Horowitz! Lets get his number"
by AWCG September 16, 2008
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Noun - A legendary fail or f@#k up.

Noun - A person who is constantly accident prone, stubbing their toe or getting random burns or cuts.
"That kid Blaine is such a horowitz for leaving her."
by Skygrinder October 21, 2009
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(v) to cut off a member of your walking party (gang), it is preformed with a slow drift to the left or right in front of the adjacent walker. after cutting in front of the receipient the horowitzer is to slow down making walking for the receipient impossible. Usually preformed by jewish boys around the age of 16.
Dude, stop horowitzing me, lil jew boy!?? wtf??
by Smokey_McPot April 10, 2010
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to intentionally try to slip your penis into a girl's anus while having sex, without telling her first
Tom was banging her from behind, and tried to slip her the Horowitz, but she freaked out and slapped him
by Doggy Fizzle July 30, 2003
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A member of the band Tally Hall with a green tie who plays the piano. Outside of Tally Hall, he made a few albums - including Sketches 3D amongst others - by the name of Edu.

In short, he's the physical version of the : face and has a voice that is best described as fluffy strawberry-flavoured marshmallows.
Person A ''I really like the sound of Tally Hall - its unique.''
Person B ''That's the band with Andrew Horowitz in it, right?''
by neutronical August 21, 2021
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Tea brewed in a cup of coffee.
Person 1: I'm about to try the Andrew Horowitz.
Person 2: How is it?
Person 1: Yeah... yeah it seems good, let me add some milk... on second thought... it's not great.
by Padlowan February 1, 2023
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I got diagnosed with Horowitz's Disease and now I don't have anything to put my vegan cheese on.
by Laz321 July 22, 2018
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