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Horowitz 

One who regualrly attends the gym and the tanning bed. Who has intercourse in bathrooms, and frolics in fountains. He is one who parties hard 6 days a week and pulls lots of women.
"Did, you see that guy he is so Horowitz! Lets get his number"
Horowitz by AWCG October 24, 2008
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Horowitz 

Noun - A legendary fail or f@#k up.

Noun - A person who is constantly accident prone, stubbing their toe or getting random burns or cuts.
"That kid Blaine is such a horowitz for leaving her."
Horowitz by Skygrinder October 21, 2009

Horowitz's Disease 

I got diagnosed with Horowitz's Disease and now I don't have anything to put my vegan cheese on.
Horowitz's Disease by Laz321 July 22, 2018

Horowitz Crazy

To be paranoid of opposing political philosophy that you go on Witch Hunts to eliminate people from the High Education based purely Guilt by Association basis
To be Horowitz crazy you need to have Authoritarian Stalinist streak with a obsession of being Politically Correct. As well as being able to act persecuted when you don't get your way.
That student in Pol 101 must be Horowitz Crazy to being callously accusing the Professor of political bias when he told him he was off topic.

Andrew Horowitz 

A member of the band Tally Hall with a green tie who plays the piano. Outside of Tally Hall, he made a few albums - including Sketches 3D amongst others - by the name of Edu.

In short, he's the physical version of the :] face and has a voice that is best described as fluffy strawberry-flavoured marshmallows.
Person A ] ''I really like the sound of Tally Hall - its unique.''
Person B ] ''That's the band with Andrew Horowitz in it, right?''
Andrew Horowitz by neutronical August 21, 2021

Andrew Horowitz 

Tea brewed in a cup of coffee.
Person 1: I'm about to try the Andrew Horowitz.
Person 2: How is it?
Person 1: Yeah... yeah it seems good, let me add some milk... on second thought... it's not great.
Andrew Horowitz by Padlowan February 1, 2023

the Horowitz

to intentionally try to slip your penis into a girl's anus while having sex, without telling her first
Tom was banging her from behind, and tried to slip her the Horowitz, but she freaked out and slapped him
the Horowitz by Doggy Fizzle July 30, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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