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Horny man 

The most relentless and dangerous being on earth. At least once a week (typically men) will transcend to the state of horny. Once in this primal state, the horny man will stop at nothing to coom. It is willing to subject itself to hours of research just to find a two second clip, will binge hentai, and in some cases ask for nudes on social platforms. Unlike the simp, the horny man displays no thought, no sympathy or logic, but will often fall into a Great Depression after the affect dies down, leaving no trace of the unstoppable power.
The horny man is said to be able to jerk off in school bathrooms three times per class period
Horny man by odomin8 May 20, 2020
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Horny man 

A man who's very horny and wants to fuck, not only you and me, but also everyone else...
Beware the horny man.
Jake: "omg.. HORNY MAN RUN"
Joe:"dude.. that's just a man with a hentai shirt..dumbass."
Horny man by Ilovecumandcheese. September 20, 2022

horny man (lucas) 

calls random women mummy

try’s to steal everyone’s bird except harvey’s for obvious reasons

has a huge stanislas agenda cus he’s a finished player

supports a tinpot club with a shit stadium

thinks astrid wetts attractive?! 😂😂
do you know horny man (lucas)?
yeah tried chatting up my bird on twitter

horny man child

Used when a guy is talking about nailing some chick and you want to say that they're a man whore but still be nice about it.
Guy: aw seriously man she is an angel in the daylight but a devil in bed
Girl: you horny man child! *winks and giggles*
horny man child by Barrel_ racer 202 February 14, 2015

horny old man 

1. A perverted old man living in his mother's basement. He does not have the decency to take a clean shower and spends his worthless days watching pr0n and browsing 4chan. He often tried to fit with the nerds on the internet by attempting to stay "hip" and "fresh".

2. A pedophile above the age of 65.

3. Your dad.
John: This guy wants to add me on Facebook, but he 72 years old!
Mary: It's probably some horny old man. Ignore him.
horny old man by DreadedCo April 4, 2010

Horny Manatee 

A website accidentally created by Conan O'Brian that shows fake manatee porn with a person in a manatee mascot outfit, types of "porn" include, Man on Mantee, ManaTeen, Shaved Manatee, Web Cam Manatee and others the website has over 20 million hits in less than 1 month and will B around for at least 10 years
lets watch the web cam horny manatee and hornymanatee.com

Horny Manfish 

The perfected ancient art of doing something really homosexual or odd, or something along the lines of jizzing in a public place. The art reaches its peak, in the part where after doing said act, you yell a random, confusing phrase at your company, and make a daring escape. The facts prove that moses led the israelites out of egypt by pulling a horny manfish. History's great escapes have all been, in reality, real examples of horny manfishes.

Please note that the word has nothing to do with the definition.
Holy shit he just pulled a great Horny Manfish!

Ha! After cumming on the table I have yelled GENGHIS KHAN and therefore pulled a horny manfish!
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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