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Horny Sex 

its wen a man and a woman are very HORNY AND REALLY WANT SEX LIKE NOW AND THEY CANT TYPE THIS ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY ARE HAVING HORNY SEX! OH SHIT MY BF JUST STOLE MY LAST TAMPON dammit! ........ he just shoved one in my vagina.... take it out i want SEX!
i have horny sex @ 9:30 'til 9:30 in the morning*~abie~*
Horny Sex by tampon girl May 27, 2009
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horny minus sex 

the feeling of being horny, without wanting to have sex (making out, kissing on chest, no shirts, wanting to be 'aggressive')
During the movie i felt like i just couldnt stop kissing him, every time pulled away, i would take his face in my hands and pull him back to me. it was like being horny minus sex!
horny minus sex by I need him NOW January 23, 2009

Hornysexual 

A change in the sexual behavior, preference, or quality standards of an individual based on how long it has been since they have had sex.
I used to be straight, but I haven't been laid in over a month so I am now hornysexual - anyone as long as I can have sex!
I used to have standards, but I haven't had sex in almost a year, so now I'm hornysexual.
I had a long dry spell, but I turned hornysexual, and had sex with a grandmother the next day!
Hornysexual by ABQ Thesaurus Rex January 30, 2019

Hornysexual 

when a person is way too Horny that they should be referred to as hornysexual for there gender pronouns
(mark) hey Kenny, did you hear about john
(Kenny) no, what happened to him?
(mark) bro is so horny that he should change his pronouns from he/him to Hornysexual
Hornysexual by IAMRVFIQ January 17, 2023

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026