hornies

The art of being extremely horny

Alanah I have the hornies so bad, says Scott

hornies by Scott O'Dea December 22, 2008

hornies

the medical term for being really, really horny

I have a terrible case of the hornies.

hornies by hornyguuuurl69 May 31, 2018

hornies

When you are homies, but you make each other horny.

I met this dude at the club the other day, he's cool as fuck, and his dick is big, now we're totally hornies.

hornies by mayahoelivia September 30, 2014

Hornies

When you feel horny while on shrooms

I’ve got the hornies! Put your finger in.

Hornies by Pharmadoc February 6, 2022

Post Drinking Hornies 

A medical condition (not-yet-scientifically classified) whereby a person gets unusually horny following an epic drinking binge. Side effects include an uncontrollable desire for coitus and/or masturbation. This phenomenon is particularly unusual because the patient is generally suffering simultaneously from the normal side effects of overindulging in alcohol consumption.

One possible explanation for this is that the body is releasing large quantities of testosterone / growth hormones in an effort to heal the body from the effects of partying. This can also be referred to in short as PDH.

You go on a bachelor party vacation to Cabo San Lucus or Las Vegas. Say you drink Thursday-Saturday night non-stop. On Sunday, and possibly even Monday, you may feel extremely horny. This is what is referred to as "The Post Drinking Hornies".

Post Drinking Hornies by Water Bison July 23, 2013

ISO Hornies

Crypto investors who are infatuated with ISO 20022. Disinterested in all other messaging standards. Lose focus easily in a conversation. Likely to enter into a state of rage if the words 'market cap' are uttered in their presence.

When ISO 20022 is activated and nothing happens to price, ISO Hornies are gonna be devastated.

ISO Hornies by HodlZ March 20, 2023

drunk hornies 

to wake up after a night of drinking and be incredibly horny, for no reason whatsoever, other than the fact that you got drunk the night before.

A:what's the matter with you?

B: I am really horny

A: Why?

B: I dont know. I got really drunk last night, it must be the drunk hornies.

drunk hornies by J. Chris A. October 14, 2008