When you shit into a bugle horn to shove it up you girls vagina and play the bugle horn so furiously that the shit blows into her vagina and you proceed to fuck her.
Person 1: I was eating rihanna's ass last night and she fartes in my mouth.
Person 2: Haha you got a horizontal bugle horn
Yo i was tongue punching this bithc's fart box when she back door queefed in my pie hole. So i gagged up my dinner all over her poop deck. Couldn't believe she gave me a horizontal bugle horn
the act of lighting your partners genitalia on fire and proceeding to fuck it vigorously. You must finish on your partners face to simulate the sensation of s fire extinguisher.
Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.
The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.