Horiental

a hot oriental, "ho" for short.

Let's go to Thailand and check out some horientals!

by TheRandomEK November 17, 2010

Going Oriental

"Eating the cat", performing felatio on your female partner. Derived from the common eastern practice of eating feline specimens.

Though Jason Mao was slightly overweight and poorly endowed, he was well reputed in the female community for consistently and effectively going oriental whenever necessary.

by Dilax September 12, 2014

horizontal hula

to have sex, do the nasty, get jiggy with it.

dick and jane did the horizontal hula after the prom.

by wastinmoola January 24, 2004

horizontal narcolepsy

When one uncontrollably falls asleep every time they lay down flat, parallel to the floor, even if it is not a planned "nap time."

Roger: "Hey man, why weren't you in class today?"

Matt: "Dude, i laid down on the couch to watch TV and my horizontal narcolepsy kicked in... woke up 4 hours later."

by midleman08 May 11, 2010

horizontal bop

To have sex. see HORIZONTAL MAMBO

Once, I was listening to a friend's horizontal bop... it made me laugh so hard I crapped my pants.

by I like chocolate milk. September 6, 2005

Mental Mental Chicken Oriental

Describes a situation that is out of control or crazy or an object which is eccentric or brightly colored or designed.

This whole situation involving Rachel is Mental Mental Chicken Oriental!
Or
Jake's new hoody is bright pink with orange polka dots, its Mental Mental Chicken Oriental!

by Mackofjuly January 27, 2013

Oriental Planner

A person who makes plans for a group then backs out of the plans they made.

Dan: Did you hear that Jessica is not going to the holiday party on Saturday?
Mary: Didn’t she set it up?
Dan: Yea, she’s an Oriental Planner.

by Dan Dan Noodles N. November 23, 2009