Hordern 

An ancient legend of stength and a mighty lover

Hordern the hero is here

Hordern by Jeff pullen October 20, 2008

horden 

This is one shitty town in the north east and if you ever go there you will encounter a drug dealer and be stabbed for the money you don't have.

Look at that pile of shit, Horden

horden by SHITBAGMATHEW January 17, 2018

Round Horder's Without An Arse-Guard 

Similar to the phrase 'up the creek without a paddle'; it is used to describe a terrible situation which there is no way to resolve. 'Horder' is a known bummer, so to be round his house without an arse-guard suggest an anal-rape is likely for the guardless individual.

I acidentally flushed my friends english coursework down the the toliet the day before he had to hand it in. If he finds out I'm round Horder's without an arse-guard.

Round Horder's Without An Arse-Guard by Rimbor April 20, 2005

james horder 

David: hey look it's james!
Jai: Don't talk to him he is a asshole!!
James: HeY BrUhs IM So CoOl I HaVe AiRPods And A GiRl Friend In mElBoRnE1

James horder is an ass bread collector

james horder by Notdavid365 December 4, 2019

hordeing 

Old English form of 'to horde' meaning to band together.

"I am hordeing all the weed, covers, websites, talent.." means:

I am keeping it in the family. My family.

Technically, horders or people that horde, have to be in a group, since the word comes from a general term for rabble or band who held onto their conquests.

But perjoratively and , it means the motherfucker is looking at you in the eye and ripping you off.

Ken Firpo hordes all the real estate in Williamsburg

that bastard is hordeing the weed again

baby, you were hordeing the covers last night.

that dude hordes all the websites in town

hordeing by Will Kelley November 6, 2007

Horder 

A member of The Horde (see also: WoW, World of Warcraft, MMORPG) who accumulates as many items as possible and never shares them, sells them, or uses them. They will cling selfishly to these items until they are no longer useful and expired from game play OR hoard things like cloth that could be used by the guild. This often results in creation of extra characters simply for bank tab space.

Literally, "A Horde Hoarder."

(1) Player A: "Dude! You're not using that item. Sell it to me?"
Player B: "No way, I need it."
Player A: "No you don't, you haven't played the game in six months!! *sigh* Horder."

(2) Player X: "You have one level 85 character and seven level 3's."
Player Y: "FOR THE HOARD!!!11"

Horder by President Warren G. Harding August 11, 2011

holderness 

A school that homo deluxes from Tabor think they destrory in sports. When in fact the only thing they destroy is each others anal cavities.

Tabor Student 1: oh dude you packed my fudge so hard last night

Tabor Student 2: Word that new strapon I bought was incredible (because I dont have a dick)

holderness by THUGMONEY April 14, 2005