Hop, Skip, and Go Naked 

n. A drink which is derived from mixing the simple ingredients of: A case of cheap beer (ie. natural light), a handle of cheap vodka, and a container of Country Time lemonade mix. Stir all contents together in a gatorade cooler, and add a 5 lb bag of ice.

"When you try 'Hop, Skip, and Go Naked' you will be like, "Wtf is this? It tastes so good!""

"Two cups of Hop, Skip, and Go Naked, and you'll be on your ass."

Hop, Skip, and Go Naked by Reamster December 29, 2007

Hop Skip and Go Naked 

A body-numbing drink in which you mix a fifth of 190 proof grain, a case of beer (Ice beer preferably, keep that alcohol percentage up...), two containers of lemonade or limeaid concentrate, and a 2-Liter bottle of sprite together with some ice and prepare to not remember. Two or three cups of this stuff will put you on your ass guaranteed. Best drank with people who aren't gonna steal your shit if you blackout.

Dude 1: Shit man, my head hurts, my stomach's in knots, and where the fuck did these stitches come from?

Dude 2: We made Hop Skip and Go Naked last night, you don't remember? We got fucked up and sold a kidney so we could buy a couple eight hour old hotdogs at 7-11.

Dude 1: I'm pretty sure I have an aneurism.

Hop Skip and Go Naked by LouDogWentToTheMoon March 12, 2007