Hootlefop 

1) An unscrupulous or illegitimate condition or occurrence. 2) An instance of chicanery or skulduggery. 3) A crock, but where the absurdity is not derived from stupidity but conspiracy. 4) a snafu where those in charge obviously knew better. 5) a racket

Everyone congregated at the grocery store during the pandemic was a total hootlefop. More options would have meant more distance, and the hootlefoppery of elected officials will not soon be forgotten.

Hootlefop by Donbendeco February 20, 2021

Hoodlehopper 

A go-to word when you can't remember the word you're loooking for.

Frazzled at the security check line at the airport, Jane Doe can't find her passport. She asks her friend: "Have you seen my hoodlehopper?"

Hoodlehopper by Persephone Halley September 8, 2009

Hooglemop 

A person who slaps their tummy for the pure joy of smacking their tummy.

Girl 1: “She smacks her tummy so much and fingers her bellybutton. I think she might be a Hooglemop.

Girl 2: Oh for sure. She smacks her tummy like it’s nobody’s business

Hooglemop by Hooglemop August 24, 2018