Hoo Tan 

1. the God of Wrath, Firearms, and Beer!
God of Hoo Tanity

Hoo Tan once beat Jesus in 10 consecutive Arm wrestles and 18 games of Rock Paper Sissors

Hoo Tan by Grand Patriarch Kyle March 6, 2008

Hoo Tan 

All powerful King of Men and overlord of all existance.

We had a Barbaque in Hoo Tan's honor, then watched "King of the Hill"

Hoo Tan by Archbishop Christoph March 7, 2008

Hoo Tanity 

Hoo Tanity is the beliefs and worship of the almighty unquestionable ruler of man and overlord
of all creatures dead or alive, for all of eternity, Hoo Tan!

Hoo Tanity is the one truth

Hoo Tanity by Archbishop Chris March 7, 2008

hoo hee hoo ha ha ting tang walla walla bing bang 

To sodomize a woman with a ornamental staff used for ceremonial purposes whilst wearing a Nigerian shaman mask and dancing.

Wow Jeff just hoo hee hoo ha ha ting tang walla walla bing banged Cindy!

hoo hee hoo ha ha ting tang walla walla bing bang by Dr Distress August 6, 2021

Hootang

A term for a person who adopts a look without taking up the activity they want to be associated with.

1. Skateboard Hootang:
Wearing skate threads and carrying a skateboard but knows jack shit about skateboarding or how to do it.

2. Manchester Utd Hootang:
Glory hunting know nothing tosspot who wears the latest Man U top and watches all the TV matches, never having been to a match. Usually the first to call the post match radio programme to give opinions.

Hootang by TellyTubby March 11, 2012

hootang

General term for an asian "hood thang"

You my lil' hootang.
Oh hootang, I will stripe your nail.

(say in Asian accent)

hootang by beachbabie793 May 11, 2011

Hootanannie 

a party, or game

It's like a hootanannie in my mouth!

Hootanannie by Peach October 5, 2003