honkey tonk 

Redneck country slang for a dive bar. Ussually has saw dust on the floor, rebel flags, and big pickup trucks out front.

I was drinkin and dancin at the honkey tonk last night.

honkey tonk by Voneville September 14, 2005

honkey tonk 

a phrase that has nothing to do with STD's,it is a phrase used to describe a country style

when i go to texas, everyone down there is so honkey tonk, i bought a pair of honkey tonk boots and a honkey tonk hat.

honkey tonk by Anonomous December 5, 2004

Honkey Tonk 

To obliterate a guitar (acoustic or electric) over the top of someones skull.

A rabid fan hit me in the face with a beer bottle during one of my shows so I invited him onstage and Honkey Tonked the shit out of him.

Honkey Tonk by Jaydog888 April 4, 2008

honkey tonk 

the sound a white man makes when he is hit over the head with ball bat.

"Damn Tyrone, did you hear the sound that cracker made when I hit him with dat ball bat."

honkey tonk by Jon Juan September 17, 2005

Honkey tonk 

Spanish spoken with a thick Southern accent.

"The landscaper couldn't understand Cletus' honkey tonk."

Honkey tonk by Juan2001 January 4, 2008

honkey tonk 

A term often used in country songs that is code for STDs.

You know those songs
where the singer sings.."You can get the girl out of the honkey tonk,
but you can't get the honkey tonk out of the girl?" Do you know what
"honkey tonk" means. It means herpes, baby! That's right! You can't
get the honkey tonk out of the girl because herpes is there for life!!!
Who knew that country songs were so coy!!!

honkey tonk by Tom September 17, 2004

Honkey Tonk Angel 

Strong women who defy the typical stereotype of being submissive to men and putting up with their oft-infidel ways.

It wasn't God who the made Honkey Tonk Angel. Too many times married men think they're still single And that's caused many a good girl to go wrong.

Honkey Tonk Angel by mexican white girl September 17, 2014