A moonkey is a monkey specialy bread on the dark side of the moon who has lazer beems and night vision. They can also fly and speak 13 diff languages including 4 diff types of english. They are telepathic
"like thats a totaly awsom MOONKEY u got there he just like choped that dutchmans head off with his lazer beem"
by anonomous August 28, 2003
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by anonomous April 11, 2005
where the man places his penis between a woman's preferably size F boobs and has 1)the woman move up and down or 2)thrust his hips until he jacks off and cums all over the woman's face and neck.
my boyfriend titty fucks me all the time, that way, my boobs get sum execize too. I have size DD, but my bf wants to get em enlarged.
by anonomous January 25, 2004
"badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom" and repeat.
by anonomous March 20, 2005
the only male who is linked to and can understand the snarkettes. gives awesome gifts. is a bit more than a bit of a neat-freak and enjoys making paper delicacies in his spare time.
fez...of fez and the snarkettes!
by anonomous January 02, 2004
Dickwad is a word to describe Kaleb. Now Kaleb is a cool guy. But hes also a dickwad. Now being a dickwad is not a bad thing. Some people like dickwads. A dickwad is a person who is ususally tall strange and metrosexual.
by anonomous March 20, 2005