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Honey Glazed Ham 

The act of cumming on your partner's ass and slapping a piece of pineapple on it.
What do you want for dinner baby? I don't know love, but afterwards I'm gonna give you some Honey Glazed Ham
Honey Glazed Ham by FCNUnicorn August 1, 2021

Honey Glaze 

The act of having sex with a woman or man who has a bad spray tan where the spray tan, in all the activity, rubs off on your partner and "glazing" him/her.
Man: Excuse me sir but I couldn't help but notice your uneven spray tan..

Guy: Oh me? Why thank you, but its not a spray tan, it's just a honey glaze!

Man: Oh goodness, I remember my first honey glaze, sorry, have a nice day!

honey-glazed scrumptious pussy

A vagina that is so sweet and tight, that it would make you call up your girl and be like

"Hey, what's good?
"Sorry I'm never comin' home I'ma stay for good"
Then hang the phone up, and proceed to lay the wood. Such pussy is so tight that you might even come fast, like 9-1-1 in white neighborhoods.

Research says that a 'honey-glazed scrumptious pussy' will never stink, and never get wide either.
Zeeshan - I want to lick Pranay's honey-glazed scrumptious pussy so fucking bad.

John - I had sex with Joanna last night, she had that honey-glazed scrumptious pussy no cap. I became a changed man after that night.

honey glazed 

A person who is mentally dead lacks true knowledge of self and kind.
Man kash these people don't realize they honey glazed and chattel property of the corporation.
honey glazed by 9th Scientist July 14, 2014

Honey Glazed Ham 

the name given to a fat person who is either curtianly or just got done working out and covered in sweat
Did you see John after he got done working out. His fat ass reminded me of a Honey Glazed Ham.
Honey Glazed Ham by Hade5079 November 10, 2010

honey glazed duck 

When you see females taking a selfie with duck faces and spray jizz on them from behind effectively glazing them
Tara: what's a honey glazed duck?
Jake: you are Tara... You are.