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honey ham 

Vernacular for the clitoris commonly found in the female genitalia. (courtesy of JLF)
Marsha: So... how was last night?
Janet: Let's just say he found the honey ham.
honey ham by azigee April 19, 2006

Honey ham farmer

A honey ham farmer is one who grooms sexual relationships with the obese.
Douglas flirted and fawned over the plump until he was called the honey ham farmer.
Honey ham farmer by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

Hot Honey Ham 

The simple act of peeing on luscious ass.
Guy A: What's it called when you pee on a girl's ass?
Guy B: In the butthole?
Buy A: No, dude, just on the cheeks.
Guy B: Oh. That's Hot Honey Ham.
Hot Honey Ham by bstppldrmr September 27, 2011

Oh honey ham my jam 

Person A: The beats about to drop!
Person B: Oh honey ham my jam!
Oh honey ham my jam by Smoshyrocker February 19, 2015

Honey Glazed Ham 

The act of cumming on your partner's ass and slapping a piece of pineapple on it.
What do you want for dinner baby? I don't know love, but afterwards I'm gonna give you some Honey Glazed Ham
Honey Glazed Ham by FCNUnicorn August 1, 2021

Honey Baked Ham 

When a man ejaculates on a person's behind that he during the sex act spanked until it became red.
After all that spanking he pulled out and gave her a honey baked ham.
Honey Baked Ham by fo-rizzle March 2, 2012