Homorect

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Two people of the same sex are straight, but they make up relationships just for fun. But they act too freaky upon each other.

They would start having sex with each other, saying "I love you", frequent kissing on the lips, etc.

Person 1: I think that guy over there is a homorect
Person 2: Yeah, I've heard they had sex before, but both were actually straight.

Homorect by tbh.hello.lol September 12, 2024

Words you can keep

humorectomy

The surgical removal of a person's sense of humor. A common cure for a person who has had a humorectomy is a transfusion of teh lols.

Jim: I didn't find your joke funny at all. In fact, I thought it was offensive and vulgar, and I have half a mind to report you.
Bob: Looks like someone's had a humorectomy.

humorectomy by scatterheart July 23, 2007

homosecting

homosecting is a jail term to describe homosexual behavior between two inmates.

Hey why did John get rolled out?
Because he was caught homosecting with Joe

homosecting by jennalovesmoney October 17, 2012

Homoerectus

Slang term for gay men with permanent erections.

That guy has a permanent bulge is his pants he is a homoerectus

Homoerectus by CrippledCow September 29, 2021

homosectional

When two people of the same band section date each other, generally a practice that is not recommended

Oh have you seen April and Sam? They're so openly homosectional

homosectional by wannadrum21 October 28, 2010

homosectional

A term used by band geeks to describe somebody who dates people only in their section. It's highly frowned upon, especially since sections are family. And things can get awkward when you break up and have to deal with them still.

Matt: Did you hear that Ashley, the french horn player, is dating Tyler?
Preston: Aren't they in the same section?
Matt: Yeah they are. What homosectionals.

Jim: I'm heterosectional, what about you?
Jake: Nah, man, I'm homosectional. The girls in my section are hot.

homosectional by cherubic disaster November 19, 2012

homoerectus

a gay boner

u see a man and u get a gay boner

homoerectus by paul and george aka contreras and friend May 11, 2004

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026