Homorect

Two people of the same sex are straight, but they make up relationships just for fun. But they act too freaky upon each other.

They would start having sex with each other, saying "I love you", frequent kissing on the lips, etc.

Person 1: I think that guy over there is a homorect
Person 2: Yeah, I've heard they had sex before, but both were actually straight.

by tbh.hello.lol September 12, 2024

humorectomy

The surgical removal of a person's sense of humor. A common cure for a person who has had a humorectomy is a transfusion of teh lols.

Jim: I didn't find your joke funny at all. In fact, I thought it was offensive and vulgar, and I have half a mind to report you.
Bob: Looks like someone's had a humorectomy.

by scatterheart July 23, 2007

homosecting

homosecting is a jail term to describe homosexual behavior between two inmates.

Hey why did John get rolled out?
Because he was caught homosecting with Joe

by jennalovesmoney October 17, 2012

Homoerectus

Slang term for gay men with permanent erections.

That guy has a permanent bulge is his pants he is a homoerectus

by CrippledCow September 29, 2021

homosectional

When two people of the same band section date each other, generally a practice that is not recommended

Oh have you seen April and Sam? They're so openly homosectional

by wannadrum21 October 28, 2010

homosectional

A term used by band geeks to describe somebody who dates people only in their section. It's highly frowned upon, especially since sections are family. And things can get awkward when you break up and have to deal with them still.

Matt: Did you hear that Ashley, the french horn player, is dating Tyler?
Preston: Aren't they in the same section?
Matt: Yeah they are. What homosectionals.

Jim: I'm heterosectional, what about you?
Jake: Nah, man, I'm homosectional. The girls in my section are hot.

by cherubic disaster November 19, 2012

homoerectus

a gay boner

u see a man and u get a gay boner

by paul and george aka contreras and friend May 11, 2004