(Ho-Moe-Kan-i-Neck-Row-Beasty-Ped-i-Fill-i-Foe-Bee-Uh)
-noun
The fear or hatred of individuals who derive sexual gratification or engage in sexual congress with dead puppies of their own gender.
Ex: William's veternary license was revoked after security cameras from the kennel captured him engaging in wanton acts which sparked a pubic wave of homocaninecrobeastipediphiliphobia.
origin: 1990's Northwest Georgia from the Latin and Greek stems for same+canine+dead+beastiality+child+atraction+fear
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).