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Hombrosexual 

Brad, Jason, and Justin's hobbies include baseball, working out, and cumming in each others mouths.

Brad: dude, I totally kicked your ass on the court.
Jason: that's ok bro. I'm going to kick your ass in bed.
Justin: we're such hombrosexuals. We're the best. High five.
Brad: Justin I love your tanktop.
Hombrosexual by Dude..bro July 8, 2014

hometrosexual 

A hometrosexual is a gay guy dressing like a straight guy trying to dress like a gay guy.

Very stylin'!
With his gold pants, white fur coat, and pink sequined shoes, Gary looked like a complete hometrosexual.

He was a total boi magnet!
hometrosexual by scodder May 2, 2010

Homerosexual 

Fatty grabbed my ass in front of his girlfriend. What a homerosexual.
Homerosexual by J.U. Nine May 2, 2008

homietrosexual 

Sexuality where one is attracted to/would have sex with females, but would only date males/ the homies
Person 1: "So you're basically gay but would smash females?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I'm homietrosexual"
homietrosexual by Cute fucker March 30, 2021

Homieosexual

She's my gay best friend, my Homieosexual ;)
Homieosexual by Superqueer April 15, 2015

Homieosexual

A Homieosexual is the tense verbal, sometimes physical attraction for your fellow homie. Typically, it will be between people of the same sex, but can include people of different genders or sexes. Unlike Homosexuality, it is only for the boys (or girls).
"I'm not gay, but homie got me acting up. "
A Homieosexual is love between homies.
Homieosexual by SpartanAustin45 December 5, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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