Homie Hurdle

The antithesis of a "homie hopper" and ultimate friend zone demon, who, after breaking up with his/her ex, suddenly finds themselves in the spotlight as their ex's homies trip over each other to win their affection—because nothing screams “I’m over it” like inviting the entire crew to audition for a chance in the pants!

Her: "I dated all the homies without knowing it!"

Me:"... homie hopper... "

Her: "STOPP!! It's not homie hopping if the homie hops first! ;)"

Me: "Ok... fair logic..... homie hurdle."

Homie Hurdle by senatoninn September 29, 2024

Homie Huddle

When you out with the boys and Y’all get cold, so you start to snuggle up together.

Brent: “Dude are you guys gay? Why were you spooning last night?”
You: “Due, Brent, it was cold last night, we had to do a Homie Huddle.”
Brent: “Shit, my bad, but can I join next time?”

You: “Hell yeah, homie.”

Homie Huddle by Flimsy_Man83 November 10, 2019