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Homer Boner 

What you leave with with after hitting a game-winning home run at your softball game.
“Dude, I had such a homer boner last night after hitting that home run. First I slid into home, then I slid into my wife.”
Homer Boner by Wafflebender July 10, 2018

raging home boner 

When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood
Good job man! That was a damn good raging home boner

raging home boner 

When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood
Damn nice hit! Certainly gave me a raging home boner!

Boner Home 

A "home" for your boner
I can't wait to go out and find a boner home
Boner Home by Davendine July 6, 2017

Home Owner Boner

An adjective describing enthusiasm home owners have for making renovations, fixing up their yard, or any other activity with an intent to improve their home (which they are the owner of).
They went to Home Depot to relieve off their home owner boner.

Boner Honer 

A slang term for someone’s mouth.
Shut your boner honer John.

Jane was upset when her husband started running his boner honer to the police officer.
Boner Honer by Bigdummie March 22, 2019