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Homepage 

Man: "I'm gonna bust a nut on yo homepage."
Man 2: "Homepage?"
Man: "Thats yo face."

homepage 

Your homepage is your default website that it automatically links to when opening a internet browser.
My homepage is google
homepage by k's May 23, 2005

homepage jerk 

So when you go onto someone’s onlyfans homepage and they have a sexy pic and you jerk off to the pic instead of paying the whole subscription, which would make them a jerk.
John was a real homepage jerk, he didn’t pay for the subscription he just jerked off to my sexy pics, man what a jerk.

homepage hero 

Someone who generally only uses the front page of a website when browsing
When It comes to porn im a homepage hero
homepage hero by gorgis May 8, 2021

homepage porn 

A term used to describe scumbag people who view "homepage porn" or in other words... generic, mainstream porn that appears on the homepage of your favorite pornsite. This term is also used to describe people who have little to no kinks. This means they have no preferences when watching porn so we as a whole community look down upon them. Dont watch Homepage Porn (:
"I bet you watch homepage porn, basic ass bitch!"
"Dude you fucking basic assfuck, watching this shitty homepage porn"

Million Dollar Homepage 

The Million Dollar Homepage is a website created by Alex Tew, a then 21-year-old student from England to help raise money for his university education. Created on August 26, 2005, the website generated $1,037,100 U.S. dollars and has a Google PageRank of 6. The site's Alexa ranking is 45,336, having peaked at around 127.
Want some quick cash? Just call up Alex Tew and have him make you a "million dollar homepage." You'll be an online millionaire by the end of the month!
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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