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Homeless Man 

Usually someone with Black hair and blue eyes with the name of Tom usually, that lives in a cardboard box. Although very dirty, he is sexy and he will take you in his box for a good time c;
oooo! That homeless man wants to take me into his box, I think its Tom!
Homeless Man by >:)notEthan._. October 29, 2020

homeless man

The man who begs for money on the streets then grabs your arm and asks if you have a boyfriend; a song that me and my friend made. Let me demonstrate
🎵Saminimina, eyey🎵
🎵Im a homeless mannnn"
🎵Saminamina san guela🎵
🎵I know, ahh ahh🎵
*me and my friend walking on the street to get ice cream*
*sees homeless man*
*walks past*
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmredrftr5e6dtfyr6tdesdtcfgvhuyt6r5e4wsrdxfcgfvhijkl
Friend: what was that for???
Me: idrk

Homeless Man's Liquid Nitrogen

It's liquid DFE(1,1,-difluoroethane) that's commonly sold in certain stores as computer duster. It is used when neither dry ice or liquid nitrogen is obtainable. It's usually used for science, to freeze things, or just for fun cooling thermometers, water, or some insects. The computer duster can is used for dusting off the dust from computers using the DFE gas. however, when turned upside-down, it provides a frostbite causing super-cold liquid that's -25 degrees Celsius(-12 degrees Fahrenheit) or colder. It is sometimes(very very rarely) used to try to liquefy formaldehyde or other gases, but due to the toxicity of these gases, a gas mask is recommended. It can liquefy butane, a far less toxic, but highly flammable gas. Getting Homeless man's liquid nitrogen on skin can be deadly, as frostbite can occur. It's a cryogenic liquid.
Dude, I just froze some cockroaches, a container of water, and liquefied a gas using Homeless man's liquid nitrogen.

Homeless Man's Closet 

When one sexual partner shoves an article of clothing up another partner's asshole, and then yanks it out to create intense butthole pleasures.
Hey Sue, I've got an empty tank down there, Homeless Man's Closet?

Hey Bert, should we send this Blazer to goodwill, or use it for a Homeless Man's Closet?

homeless man on a subway 

The dude in the back asleep on a subway without pants on
Dude who’s that
Oh it’s the homeless man on a subway

Dirty Homeless Man 

The act of ripping a female's eye out with a coat hanger, pooping in the empty eyesocket, and fucking her now poo-lubricated eyehole
I gave tht hoe a Dirty homeless man
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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