Home straight 

When a man painfully ejaculates after anal into another man's belly button,locks it out and sucks him off afterwards

Man my dad gave me an excellent home straight

Home straight by Jon Mcdowall stares at kids October 27, 2018

Straight home 

A statement one makes when they are about to leave the office, creating the image that they are being well behaved, but the more 'educated' colleagues know full well that person will be down the boozer until close.

Matt: Big plans this evening Mike?

Mike: No mate, straight home taking it easy tonight

{2 a.m down the Sea Horse}
Matt: Thought you were going straight home this evening?

Mike: grow up Matt, do you know they do a pizza and a pint for £10 - that's dinner sorted .

Straight home by ubei November 9, 2018

homostraightual 

The state of being someone, or someone who acts gay to be funny or entertain others, (e.g. putting their arms around other guys), but is actually straight.

Dude, that was so gay. Honestly, are you gay?

No, I'm homostraightual.

homostraightual by paulbecarepaul May 19, 2009