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homo-straight

Noun:
A person that you love in every way other than romantically. A person you would marry, but not have sex with. (aka. someone you wanna bone without boning!)
ex: Matt Peck and Chris Guerrieri

Adjective:
Describes a same sex platonic love relationship.
Dude 1: Hey! Look at those two dudes over there!
Dude 2: What? Those dudes over there?
Dude 1: Yeah man. They're totally homo-strait!

Matt Peck: Chris, man. You know you're my favorite homo-straight, right?
Chris G: Hell yeah!! Dude you know you're mine too!

Fun Facts:
The word homo-straight is etymologically inspired by Homostrates the first known man to be declared someone's homo-straight!
homo-straight by Julie Buckner April 23, 2008
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homo-straight

a slur towards bi people whom are cross-oriented
Homophobe: That homo-straight wants to date another guy
homo-straight by suck_my_d33 July 15, 2021

Full Straight Homo 

A person who tries to act completely straight but is actually very homosexual in nature.
Michael: "I am entirely straight. I am fully straight."
Cheng: "Yeah, a Full Straight Homo"
Full Straight Homo by The Bdogs February 12, 2007

STRAIGHT HOMO

legitimately the best song ever made anyone who says otherwise is just a hater and a femboy
Bro this song is Straight homo
STRAIGHT HOMO by Weeb_god557 April 18, 2022

Straight Homo

Someone who defines themselves as “Straight,” but acts and is gay.
Straight Homo by Gay Roach September 26, 2018

straight homo

a word used to sound insulting, when it really isn't.
By saying that somebody is a homosexual, but also stating them as straight... there fore canceling out each accusation to as if u never said anything to the said person in the first place
Kaelin, you are such a straight homo!!!!

shush i no it sounds insulting but i actually canceled it out!!

straight homo

Homophobe: That straight homo said he liked women.
straight homo by suck_my_d33 July 15, 2021